Penance

Dear Girl on Government Center,

Thank you for so kindly chasing me down this morning to alert me that my skirt was unzipped in the back. Much gratitude for escorting me from the back to a more secluded spot and assuring me that every-one is high in the morning anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Dear Innocent Bystanders on Government Center,

I'm sorry for temporarily blinding you with the extreme whiteness of my ass. I hope your corneas repair in short order.

Dear Readers of my Blog,

I know karma when I see it. I will return to writing...now.

Love and hugs,

Blogger