Nothing unites the republican base like an angry liberal. So rather than expressing my ire at the recent antics of Team McCain/Palin, I would like to express my gratitude.
Thank you, John McCain. Thank you for having the courage and fortitude to take a hiatus from the exhausting world of campaigning to return to Washington and take the lead on solving the economic crisis. Your lack of expertise or background in the subject of the economy is nothing compared to your sheer willingness to BE there in Washington while other leaders and experts work to alleviate the fear and uncertainty felt by so many Americans as their lives become precariously close to falling apart.
Much gratitude, Senator, for your willingness to pass up the opportunity to refer to Sen. Obama as ‘your friend’ during the debate that has been long scheduled for Friday in order to join your pal George Bush in the depths of government in Washington. Together you two can discuss how much government IS the problem while you guys are effectively problem SOLVERS; the fact that you both ARE the government is simply a fact that we liberals bring up as a ploy to bring you down.
I even appreciate your generosity in dispensing your good cop surrogates to your less-than-ready VP pick. They are SO quick to thank the press during any public appearance that the governor makes that she is unable to answer any questions. Their excessive politeness must be delighting your kindergarten teacher contingent.
For these, and so many others, reasons, I want to say a sincere Thank You, Senator. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you for continuing to put Country First ©.
Thank you, John McCain. Thank you for having the courage and fortitude to take a hiatus from the exhausting world of campaigning to return to Washington and take the lead on solving the economic crisis. Your lack of expertise or background in the subject of the economy is nothing compared to your sheer willingness to BE there in Washington while other leaders and experts work to alleviate the fear and uncertainty felt by so many Americans as their lives become precariously close to falling apart.
Much gratitude, Senator, for your willingness to pass up the opportunity to refer to Sen. Obama as ‘your friend’ during the debate that has been long scheduled for Friday in order to join your pal George Bush in the depths of government in Washington. Together you two can discuss how much government IS the problem while you guys are effectively problem SOLVERS; the fact that you both ARE the government is simply a fact that we liberals bring up as a ploy to bring you down.
I even appreciate your generosity in dispensing your good cop surrogates to your less-than-ready VP pick. They are SO quick to thank the press during any public appearance that the governor makes that she is unable to answer any questions. Their excessive politeness must be delighting your kindergarten teacher contingent.
For these, and so many others, reasons, I want to say a sincere Thank You, Senator. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you for continuing to put Country First ©.
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