The public approval rating of the Congress is practically subterranean, it is so low. The Hill is becoming the valley of despair. YET, the Congress presses on. They don't need the American people to like them. In fact, they don't really need to legislate. You know what they need to do? Become involved with professional sports.
Thank god our top governing body is taking time from their (apparently wide open) schedules to help Roger Clemens clear his name and investigate old Superbowl results. Without Congress, would sports even exist now? Probably not. So thank you Arlen Spector. Thank you House Committee of Oversight and Government Control for providing America with crucial investigatory probes such as:
-House Committee: Are you a vegan?
-Roger Clemens: A what?
-HC: A vegan.
-RC: I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
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